The Party Foul (Uncensored!)

Here's the collective story of everything that went down that night, exactly as it happened.

It's late at night, around 2:30 in the morning on just the first day of Sausage Fest: Florida. We get to Nico and Josh's beachside condo and decide to play a few hours of poker.

During the second round of poker (and my second game of poker ever), I sucker Josh S into going all in and then clean him out with a pair of aces. A bit later, I clean out Dan also. Josh M is a bit drunk too and goes all in on a really really bad bluff...so I clean him out too.

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Motherf'ing cellphones!!!

I had the Motorola MPX220 for several months because it could synchronize with my calendar and address book on my computer. Cool. That is until my phone started to scramble up the dates and times of my calendar. I even missed paying rent one month because of this.

After I graduated I didn't need all that smartphone functionality so I got myself a basic cell phone, the Sony Ericsson z520a. Great phone, underrated, and only cost me $50 (after rebate). But then it would crash and would take me an hour or two to turn it back on. Kinda gay but I put up with it. Then one day it just wouldn't turn on.

So I called Cingular and got the phone replaced with the exact same model. Today I walk into my parents house and drop the phone on the tile floor. Now every other line on the screen is solid white.

So I came up with a genius idea: maybe if I drop it on the floor again it will unbreak itself.

So I did it.

Now there's a nice big vertical white stripe going down the left side.

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Raging Waters!

My first ever water park day couldn't have been any better. Good times at Raging Waters with Christian, Elisa, Evan, Jerry, Jon, Joyce, Kat, Melissa and Samson!

Extreeeeeeeeeme!!

Gotta love the Lazy Pool!

Life is good. :cool:

Randoms

  • Bigs props to Joyce, Elisa and Meliss for doing the Drop Out!
  • Good times rubbing each other down with sunscreen!
  • Note To Self: when the park guys tell you to close your legs when you go down, they're telling you for a reason.
  • Try spreading your legs when you go down Drop Out if you like ultimate wedgies.
  • Waterproof digital camera's fucking kick ass! (Thanks Janet!)
  • Note To Self: surrounding people don't like unexpected belly flops. :oh:
  • Kat: thanks for showing us your boob. :chill:

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